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Progress and Congress.

Cory Booker won the U.S Senate seat in New Jersey tonight. Against a Republican who called him a “Hollywood stand-in” for President Obama. Alas for Steve Lonegan NJ voters apparently viewed him as a...

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Oh, dear.

49ers coach Jim Harbaugh today compared Colin Kaepernick to a gazelle. Is that really the right metaphor to use when your next opponent is the Panthers? - Upon further reflection with that Chiefs-Colts...

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Almost memories?

All of this Justin Bieber trouble in the headlines makes many Americans nostalgic for a kinder, gentler time, when the worst music export we could blame Canada for was Celine Dion. - NFL Commissioner...

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Games People Play

The X Games Austin this June will now feature a “Call to Duty” tournament. What’s next, MLG (Major League Gaming) in the Olympics?   The “Kissing Congressman,” Vince McAllister, who campaigned on...

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Our short national nightmare is over.

#Facebook was down for about 30 minutes Thursday morning. The horror. Millions of people were limited to looking at their own cats. - British Prime Minister David Cameron gave Chinese premier Li...

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Misremembering and misbehaving.

Today, U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann now says he believed team USA could have won the World Cup — even though he said the exact opposite before they started playing. So maybe Klinsmann’s goal isn’t to be...

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Where in the world…?

A TSA agent today at Orlando International Airport.  asked for a reporter’s passport when the man showed him a District of Columbia driver’s license. Not realizing D.C. is actually part of the U.S....

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A behind by any other name?

College instructors now use plagiarism software that can detect passages taken directly from the internet. So some students have taken to using “synonym swapping” to change phrases. At Middlesex...

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Worthy punishments?

So if all these players are so big on whipping as appropriate discipline maybe it’s time to stop the fines and suspensions for various NFL transgressions and move to public floggings. - Breaking news....

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May the night light be with you.

Star Wars VII now has a title “The Force Awakens.” And given the age of many in the cast, presume the subtitle is “Every Few Hours in the Middle of the Night to Pee.”   Madison Bumgarner just won the...

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Youthful follies.

Elizabeth Lauten, who posted that rant on FB about the Obama girls and their clothes, resigned today as communications director for a GOP congressman from Tennessee. Well, at least she won’t have to...

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Storm Watch?

A storm expected to wreak havoc in California is dubbed the “Pineapple Express” , because the rain comes directly from Hawaii to the West Coast. Okay, so clearly this one we can blame on Obama....

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Once and future king.

Many think Prince Charles should have just married Camilla in the beginning, and saved himself and others much grief. On the other hand, his otherwise disastrous marriage to Diana does appear to have...

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We’ve come a long way, baby?

Not exactly. Barbara Walters named Amal Alamuddin Clooney, the “Most Fascinating Person of 2014,” because marrying George Clooney was “one of the greatest achievements in human history.” ‪#‎facepalm‬ -...

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Dressed?

Note to men, it doesn’t matter what color you say the dress is, as long as you don’t say it makes her look fat. – “He’s dead, Jim” End of an era. Leonard Nimoy has passed away at the age of 83. He...

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Beating the odds?

Hampton beat Manhattan Tuesday night in the “First Four” to get into the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. Where they will play Kentucky. Sort of like winning a competition between two Christians to...

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Stalled.

A new study found that Washington, D.C. has the worst traffic in the entire U.S. Wonder if that counts the gridlock inside the Capitol building? – Facebook on Monday had one billion users in a single...

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Moving on.

Rough World Series for New York fans. Now they’ll have to go back to being disappointed by the Jets, Giants and Knicks. – There are rumors that Jimmy Fallon may have a worrisome drinking issue after...

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Fresh start?

Fox Sports reports that Chip Kelly, fired by SF 49ers Sunday, he wants to remain in professional football. So Chip is open to joining a team in the SEC?   Odell Beckham Jr. loves to complain about...

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Talking points

The NCAA has suspended five Richmond baseball players, allegedly for taking part in a fantasy football league. Good to see them focusing on the real important stuff.   Lakers honored 2017 Rose Bowl...

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