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Raiders of the Just Plain Lost.
LeBron James has announced his new cartoon series “The LeBrons,” that will “teach our nation’s online youth about the importance of morality and honor in a young person’s life.” (No, I am not making...
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Deadlines and more deadlines.
The Atlanta Braves lost their 10,000th game as a franchise this weekend. Not to be outdone, the Houston Astros showed at the trade deadline that they aspire to reach that mark this decade. - Astros GM...
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Hitting the ceiling.
Congressional Black Caucus chair Emanuel Cleaver called the final debt ceiling deal a “sugar-coated Satan sandwich.” Really? Doesn’t that title already belong to the Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger?...
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Liars, and cheaters, and frauds, oh my.
A-Rod’s publicist has issued a statement denying stories about the illegal poker games, adding Alex looks forward to “cooperating with Major League Baseball’s investigation.” Wonder what exonerating...
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Pay for performance?
The U.S economy still sputters and our credit rating gets dropped to AA+. So when will all those in Congress who want to tie teacher pay to performance agree to make the same deal with their own...
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D-Red-ful Sox?
First announced promotions of 2012 for MLB. The Boston Red Sox and Atlanta Braves plan to offer their fans free lessons in the Heimlich maneuver. Another possible giveaway deal next year at Fenway...
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When the lights go down in the city.
The Monday Night Football game between the 49ers and Steelers was delayed tonight due to a blown transformer. Biggest power outage involving San Francisco sports since the Giants were batting. - In...
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Liars and jokers and clowns, oh my….
Mitt Romney is slowly picking up endorsements from GOP leaders, presumably who are all singing under their breath – “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with...
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Trojan failure?
Anyone remember that Stanford opening game 20-17 football win against San Jose State? And Cardinal fans were thinking it was going to be a VERY long year. Well, guess who’s ranked #25? Yep, those San...
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Snow place like home.
The Green Bay Packers got over 600 volunteers to shovel snow off of Lambeau Field so their game can be played this Sunday. Many New York fans are wishing they could shovel snow onto their field so the...
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Job Creation?
Mitt Romney is returning to work, joining his son Tagg’s investment firm. Well, does President Obama get credit for creating at least this one job? - The cardinals will start voting in Rome Tuesday to...
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Poped out.
Bummer. They chose a new Pope today and America didn’t even have a chance to hear the top ten sing. - The new Pope, Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, was taken immediately after his election to...
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Sweeping into Monday
The Los Angeles #Dodgers are getting such poor results for $$ spent in 2013, there’s talk of renaming the team the Los Angeles Congress. - Matt Cain didn’t get his first win until today, May 5, and...
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Almost idle?
Well, at least one #AmericanIdol judge isn’t being fired after this season. Randy Jackson has announced he is quitting. - It will be an interesting American Idol finale. But how many people would would...
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Screwed or not to be screwed?
It could have been a long day when….. you are about to try to to put a corkscrew into a nice bottle of wine….and realize it’s a screwtop. - Not that it mattered in the end, open note to all morons: If...
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Midsummer classic?
You know a season might have gone on too long when you hear the term #MidsummerClassic and think possible #NBA finals game 7. - The makers of Oreos have come out with a new watermelon flavored Oreo...
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Testing, one, two, three….
Ryan Braun issued a statement acknowledging that he took PED’s in 2011, the year he won the NL MVP. “I’m shocked,” said at this point absolutely nobody. Re #RyanBraun‘s apology for using steroids....
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The party (bus) is over…?
It’s only September, and we may have the NFL injury of the year: Ravens WR Jacoby Jones, already rehabbing a knee injury, was hurt Sunday night when he was hit over the head on a party bus by a...
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Orange Tuesday?
President Obama could end this showdown with Boehner today by issuing an executive order saying that due to the FDA inspector furloughs all tanning salons must be shut immediately. - I do hope...
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Games people play
Now John Boehner is urging President Obama to negotiate on the shutdown, saying “This is not some damn game.” Well, if it’s not some damn game, why doesn’t the Speaker simply call a damn vote. -...
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